i have a theory the only possible way that santa can deliver a gift to every single house in 1 night, is through pearl stasis chambers. Like think about it, a chimney makes for a PERFECT pearl stasis chamber

Christmas gifts once u go to college #MerryChristmas

At smugglers run who want me

shes very funny but also i cant focus on a single thing shes saying with her arms out like that i feel like an anvil just dropped on my head and turned me into an accordion like tom and jerry

So, I tell her, "Come out in front of the dinosaur, I want to show you something." She goes, "What? I don't, I don't think I want to go in front of the dinosaur." I say, "Yeah, come on let's go." She says, "I'm uncomfortable going out in front of the dinosaur." And I said, "Heh,

The US bombing Iran reminds me of how we bombed and Iran away from you, hope we can get back to US.

Jagex should stop worrying about power creep and make the raids 4 mega rare a gun

A 6-YEAR-OLD BOY IS FLOATING AWAY IN A HOT AIR BALLOON. AT THE OSCARS

Ladies, all I’m saying is you can count on me to stay loyal

is him finding bills stashed places supposed to be a reference to the eric adams popular knapsack with many different locations video

LMFAO THIS JUST MADE ME BELLY LAUGH IRL BRO EVERYONE AROUND ME STARED AT ME BLANKLY. 😭

Persona 5 Royal but Roger is every Confidant Link to full YT version: youtu.be/VhEiU5YYFQU?si… #AmericanDad #Persona5 #edit #meme

it’s hole filling season

swingers party except i'm in the cuck chair with someone's wife in my lap and we're doing a statler and waldorf bit the entire time

Gen Z is preferring “Kingdom Hearts” over having sex

me