The only prerequisite is showing up.

*waits*

I would have it know that I have read books. At some point. I'm sure of it...

I just...can't remember when.

@fadelurker Indeed. Dwarves suffer from such a lack of creativity. Everything is about dead dwarves, mostly.

So, in the Deep Roads it found...well, I suppose I shouldn't say.

I wonder what all I once knew. If, perhaps, I at one time knew these secrets of the Stone with which so many seem enamored.

It's skull is cute. It would be a shame if something happened to it.

Hair is overrated.

I have bigger stones than any of you.

And now we watch it squirm.

I heard a peculiar joke while the Warden was speaking to a bar keep in Denerim. The punch line was "it's mother." I do not understand.

This place is even more dull than being frozen in Honnleath. /I need to follow more active DARP accounts/

Ugh.

If I had eyelids they would be heavy. If I could get tired I would be yawning.

Foolish dog.

Perhaps if I threw the stick far enough it would disappear forever.

The dog, I mean.

What an enticing thought.

This place has become dark, deserted and lonely. Just like the Deep Roads. It's perfect.