“Can we just cuddle tonight?” “Of course, no problem”

The only group therapy I need is validation of my thoughts. Also, if you told me I was a cutie patootie it’d go a long way too

My apologies your honor I was on goblin mode yesterday

3:15 update: haven’t exited manual breathing mode since I woke up. Blood feels thick. Waffle House didn’t save me. We move on to peebles

UNC getting a bid is a JOKE.

There are (I believe) 6 active head coaches with national championships and 3 are gonna play eachother before sweet 16 out west. What a region.

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.

Life lately

Notable QBs drafted higher in their drafts than Shedeur Sanders (since 2018): Will Levis Hendon hooker Desmond Ridder Malik Willis Matt corral Kyle Trask Kellen Mond Davis Mills Will Grier Ryan Finley If he falls below 108: Kyle Lauletta

Howie was 100% going to draft Shedeur and I think it’s hilarious that it forced the browns to move up

Just speaks volumes on how deep Jay Wright’s recruiting classes were.

It’s becoming increasingly apparent Jim Irsay has more power than the Pope.

Fellas I’ll say it. Purses are great for holding auxilliary beers

TNT just showed us the drunkest man in Alberta just begging for a ride home in the post game show.

Mrs. and I just moved to Cayce. Checking in for safe passage. Ray Shio

I’m just looking for Lilly James from momma Mia 2 is that too much to ask

I’m so tired of watching Hulu and my show gets interrupted with socially awkward flakey skin Aaron Rodgers

This is a fat guy move. Of course the pumpkins, eggs and trees are better than the regular Reese’s cups. But July 3rd for the first sale of Halloween candy? I know you’re a hefty one, Sam’s club manager.