My amazon app is linked to my mom’s acct for prime and i opened her cart and What the hell mom

Ok mom says it was my niece looking at baby dolls. I have new concerns

Saw an unsmoked cig lying on the steps at the bar and i won’t lie i thought about it

Raise your hand if you’ve stayed in a holidome ✋

Every time i see this i want to throw up

Rewatching severance for the second time

This is my burning of the notre dame

Retweeting bc this video has literally been erased from the internet. I was telling someone about it and went to find it and felt like i was going mad

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

I was walking down a back alley in trinity park and a robotic voice chimed in from above a garage door as I passed and said “hi. You’re now being recorded.” I hate it here

We supposed to have flying cars by now but instead we have this 😭

Kony 2012 knuckle tat

Don’t cancel me but i drove to see this in virginia when theaters weren’t yet reopened in nc. Justice for tenet

Watching Severance for the third time

My mom sent me a “good morning have a great day” text this am and then hit me up with a venmo request for my part of the cell plan not 3 minutes later

charli xcx 360 but kendrick turned 360 degrees and walked element xbox

Having a snow white morning. A hummingbird fed on a flower and then hovered 3 ft from my face for a few moments. Then, right as it flew away a doe walked past to munch on shrubs by the fence

Otis but the beat is Potato Salad

Francesca Scorcese interviewing her dad

Tried to buy a non-alcoholic product from total wine but my license was expired so they wouldn’t sell it to me 🙃