Chuck Norris didn't die, the Grim Reaper is wanted for murder. #chucknorrisrip

B double E double R U N. Beer run. All I need is a couple 5’s and a 10. Beer run!

How to win a poker MTT. Plan train execute and then get really fckn lucky at the end not to die. #WSOP

please shill me your best cold storage devices for crypto. Is Trezor still the thing to get? I amm guessing there has been product improvements in this segment and I am clueless. What are you nerds using? Dylan Linde

who wants to jump in ?

My wife keeps saying she doesn’t like the steaks cooked on the trager. Man oh man I am going to miss her.

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Last hand of late reg in PLO. I blind pot UTG, Martin blind pots button, bb all in, I’m all in Martin all in. Martin has 5 cards. Floor says his hand is dead, 15 min later there is still arguing. Martin has us both covered. What will the final ruling be?

Brent Hanks and Nick Schulman the only pair that beats trips. -Jimmy D.

July 2026 someone gets rich

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EatingOnAllStages Daniel Cates 🇺🇸 🌎 Hi Maurice, I’ve talked shit about you nonstop and think you’re absolute scum. I even said so to your face. I would gladly step into the cage with you, I’ll do it for free but if you want to gamble, find an escrow. Any amount.

Maurice+Hawkins+Strikes+Again,+Winning+24th+WSOP+Circuit+Ring cardplayer.com/poker-news/164… what a trash ass ninja. YA I SAID NINJA.

Bro looks uncomfortable.

Its bad luck to be superstitious

Jumped in the holdem game while early and waiting for BigO to start. Made a backdoor flush with 53dd on a Q high flop and the dude said "what you couldn't wait 30 mins for the Omaha game to start?" NAH dawg nah.

Dude make it make sense!! For $203/mo my insurance covers a $500k house $40k and $25k vehicles. Go to add a $5k Subaru for my kid and it’s $235/mo more. Come on, risk premium much ?