DONALD TRUMP JUST CAME INTO MY FUCKING JOB AND I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOT A PICTURE WITH HIM

"Söt brunett är söt."

"Ja, mina damer och herrar. Jag är verkligen en flammande homosexuell."

"I HATE THE DENTIST SO MUCH— So I bit their hand."

"I hope big mom/dad are proud. I won't bother with smaller dad because I feel like they'd just cry."

"I haven't seen my parents in days— I'M SO SCARED."

"I DON'T DO WELL ALONE IN THE REAL WORLD. I NEED SOME GUIDANCE."

"I'VE STUCK GUM IN A GIRLS HAIR, BITTEN MY DENTIST, AND HAD A TUMMY ACHE ALL IN THE SPAN OF THREE DAYS. MOMS DADS."

"dAD!" Hopping and flailing.

"Hey, bigger dad! I just got back from the dentist and I've got no cavities!" Very proud Frankie noises. "I also bit them——"

"Where is Elsie?"

"Yo."

"I am very straight for Troye Sivan."

Gargles soda and spits it at strangers like a camel. Goals.

Cause they'd all be huge dorks.

Slides in towards Pickle Rick. hella suave-like. "Sup, toots. I'm wearing heelys." fucking nailed it.

"The coolest lesbian."