"yes, sweetie. Pinky Pie is dead. And she's never coming back. Daddy killed her." (voice in my head)

my pussy tastes like chicken nuggets and buffalo sauce and baby carrots with hummus and also a peach flavored sparkling water and maybe a chococate chip cookie for dessert as well

My amazing landlord came over and fixed my outlet! It doesn’t work but that’s fine

thinking about it while i blow dry my hair

if i had a nickel for every time i took something too far i would have like a million nickels

Fornication, gay, lying are all sins that can get u into hell

Grok place her in my arms

One time I nevermind not important

Hey! I wanted to ask if you’d be interested in going to South Africa together. My birthday is March 7, so we could go either before or after whatever works best for your schedule. I was thinking we could fly into Cape Town and maybe also see Johannesburg. Let me know what you

Not you being messy 😭😭😭 in 2019 I was severely into psychedelics and I shot one of your drivers

Do I really have to do this forever

actually used an entire bag of baby spinach without it rotting and going to waste

Romance and relationships.... slop for people who follow aesthetic pages. Sex.... garbage for people who got touched on/molested. Friends and hobbies... performative dot com But Cute animals....... are a beloved classic 🍵🪷

I’ve never judged you

asking the teens at Brandy Melville if my c section scar is visible

So basically you wake up every morning and it's stab stab stab stab. Like seriously you just get right to it. 😍

take 200 mg of 𝑨𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒍® every day and go into psychosis and start hitting and brandishing knives at people and breaking random objects in your house

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.