The Times needs to give an immediate raise to whoever wrote this headline

Looks like Friday’s plans have already been made for me. Date with Elliot Stabler in Greenpoint!

everyone in a friend group has their own little role, and i’m proud to be the one who always thinks everyone should quit their job

This is Indiana, Harlow and Reese. Harlow only sleeps well in the center of a dachshund sandwich. Thankfully, Indiana and Reese are always available. 14/10 for all

Alisha Smith jim rose circus Elephant family sleeping together

and I’m here, to remind you of the grass you left when you went away… 😂

There is a new piece of writing by Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads which means that everybody else who tries to be funny on the Internet can just wave a white flag and surrender for the day. everywhereist.com/2022/07/i-trie…

My dad was like “I met a guy today apparently he’s pretty famous” I’m like “cool, who” he like “idk his name” then sends a picture. Tell me why it’s harry styles lol

This is Winston. He went for his first-ever walk today. Also took his first-ever mid-walk nap today. 12/10 huge day all around

Hey, friends, we just gave our company to planet Earth. OK, it’s more nuanced than that, but we’re closed today to celebrate this new plan to save our one and only home. We’ll be back online tomorrow. nytimes.com/2022/09/14/cli…

Throwback to this Stefanie Ellis Bevo Mill story via the BBC in January. bbc.com/travel/article…

This is Basil. He finally found the perfect stick today. Wanted to tell you about it as a reminder to never give up on your dreams. 12/10

If you haven't heard of NZ-Style Ice Cream, aka Real Fruit Ice Cream, come with me on a sensory journey as I make some in WA, and profile the man who brought a literal gem from NZ to the U.S., giving us the food trend everyone will be talking about this year!

"I don't think people realise how powerful it is to go to a restaurant and see non-alcoholic wine on a menu, as a sober person, you feel seen and included” Eight Row: A US restaurant that celebrates sobriety ⁦Stefanie Ellis⁩ bbc.com/travel/article…

Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab.