Help us spread the word during #earlyvoting and on #electionday 🍕If you’re stuck in a long voting line (over an hour), report it at polls.pizza ⬅️ and we’ll send free pizza straight to your polling location 🚚(except GA due to SB202) 🗳️ Happy Voting!

I have just a fewwwww more slots before I no longer guarantee christmas shipping ✨🎄🎅🏽

Tim Walz: "How great is gonna be just not to see him on TV anymore?"

Stop.

"This episode has everything... Chalamet lookalikes, a grandfather too old for WWII, an astronaut monkey, Chappell Roan doing country... Tim Kaine"

Chappell Roan performing her brand new single ‘She Gets The Job Done’ on SNL! ✨

Me: I hate country music. Chappell Roan ‘She gets the Job Done’ Me:

Couple with seats 4 rows ahead of us trying to steal our seats to Conclave. 🔥CONCLAVE FEVER IS REAL🔥

people be saying "you guys dont use incognito mode for ao3?" like 😭😭 dawg i am a grown ass adult who tf am i trying to hide my ao3 yaoi from ??? the government ????

I better not learn who won the election through the destiel meme

IF YOU VOTE LEGALLY, HE’S GOING TO JAIL #BlueWave2024

[eye twitch] i did the thing #VOTE

Guy who has only seen Conclave, voting today: Getting a lot of ‘Conclave’ vibes from this..

You know who else was a carpenter with an inspiring message?

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Can’t wait t♥️ delete my twitter app on friday ♥

have a dentist appt first thing tomorrow, just brushed my teeth, but uhhhhhh im gonna need another edible for tonight who am i kidding

Well folks, if I’m gonna stay sane, I can’t do it on twitter. Hit up this same @ on instagram, tumblr and also