For all those sick of people making #horsemeat jokes Twitter are setting up a special account for Dobbin them in.

Jimmy Snail #animalcelebs

Anika Mice #animalcelebs

Macaroon 5 #foodcelebs

Ian Brownie #foodcelebs

Quiche Lorraine Kelly #foodcelebs

Snax'll Rose #foodcelebs

#UpdatedCockneyRhymingSlang Mumford and Sons - guns. "Harry's sortin' the getaway motor, you bring the Mumfords." (via Mike Fordham)

The Sun were outraged at a pic of a pregnant royal in a bikini yesterday. Today they put a pic of a murdered woman in a bikini on the front.

I still can't believe that it took me 32 years to realise that, before she married, Princess Di's name was 'Di Spencer'. Like a Pez machine.

#unlikelypopenames Goes The Weasel

#unlikelypopenames Jesus II

#unlikelypopenames Jesus Junior

Reading a book about Henry VIII on a Friday night #rockandroll

Don't blame it on The Groban. Don't blame it on The Morrison. Don't blame it on The Will Young. Blame it on The Bublé.

Jesus. Now I remember why I don't have sky TV. Thousands of channels and fuck all on.

Monica is being nice #endoftheworld #masterchef

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Biblical weather. I'M TRYING TO SELL EARRINGS HERE.

Just back from the salon