(takes you down full force at the laundromat with a scissor kick) Trying to dap up the lady next to you: Disgusting. He was undressing you with his eyes. Names Thimble, wanderer by trade. Her:🤨 (30 secs of silence, trying to dap her up again) spread love it’s the Brooklyn way

Halo CE-style guard regiment commission for Paul

I can clearly understand why these niggas were always fighting wars. You can’t have a fit like this at home and not be looking for an opportunity to wear it so that you can aura farm

dark wizerd trapped me in a labrinth but i solved it pretty fast i don't think i was spossed to saw him cryin on me way out

Fade into you

Can I get a roofbeer? Bartender: a root beer? You got it Me: no, a roofbeer. We grab a six-pack and sit on the roof, gazing at the stars and confiding in each other to the tune of cicadas and distant cars Bartender: (taking apron off with a warm smile) a roofbeer, coming up...

I Think My Money Is Gay It’s Too Many Men On Top Of Another! Happy Pride! 🫶🏻

Perfect three act structure

"the birds in the war zone make nests from the fiber optic cables left by the killer drones" is the kind of thing you'd expect as a throwaway line of background in a cyberpunk story, and yet

they trynna put me in a psych ward cuz of the way i straight jack it

Armor King x Modelo 2000

Pulled up on the opps and let the shrink ray bark at em. they're fraternising with the insects now

Trauma Team by Robert Sammelin

Snowtroopers of the 501st legion celebrate their victory on Hoth (By Laurie Greasley)