#ConceptRoyaleContest

Note to self: When Bob Harper says to use 1-2 lbs weights, don't get cocky & use more. Yikes. Thx!

He's apart of the rebel alliance & a traitor “simonpegg: Where are those transmissions you intercepted? twitpic.com/8auj58”

Not sure which stings more. The two snowballs that hit me in the face. Or that it was my husband that threw them.

I savor any day I get to say "Have u tried turning it off & on?" chris o'dowd

Everytime I hear song StoryProblem while running- I'm inspired by a fat simonpegg running montage. If his character can do it, anyone can.

“chris o'dowd: Hey, O2 customer service, are you from the past?” gotta love IT Crowd references...

How anyone can muster the ability to give a shit after a 4 hour meeting with 2 agenda items is a much stronger person than I am.

My sign of the Dog Days of Summer? Not the heat, long days, or ice cream. Nope; #HistoryDetectives is back on PBS.

I kept looking for simonpegg at the opening ceremonies. Someone dropped a ball.

Every time I watch #PBSTheWar, I am amazed my Grandpa survived the war. To think of all the people that wouldn't exist now if he didn't.

Dear IT Support plp of Linux based systems: Your system is not hard & not everyone in the public is inept. Sorry for crushing your ego.

So Mr Akin, if a married woman has a miscarriage-- that means that the husband legitimately raped his wife, right? #learn8thgradesciencedick

RT if you agree with the President: Higher education should not be a luxury.

Stinkerpuppy: Pretty sure that Mitt refers to other people as "plebs." At least 47% of them. #youknowimright

Billionaires may be able to pay for campaigns but they still only get 1 vote like u and me Boiiii

The people capable of the cruelest acts are always the hugest pussies

In a @Caribou_Coffee wasteland of the UP, this was a welcome oasis...

I thought Chris Pratt was ripped in #legomovie, but in #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy, wow

I’ve watched a lot of Top Gear & Great British Baking show— how is it never raining for #RoyalWedding? #queencontrolsweather