"Wait, what did I miss? Did I hear someone mention anchovies?"

"Nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street."

"Currently torn between 'my sexuality is none of your business' and 'I hope they don’t think I’m straight, god forbid'."

"Ethan even looks a bit like Scar. Heh."

"Curse your inevitable betrayal!"

Altan puts spinach in a bong. "Yeah bro, I smoke weed all the time."

"I’m sorry, I should be ashamed." Altan chuckles, drinking the hot chocolate instead and watching the TL.

Altan spits out his hot chocolate. "Oh goodness."

"'Well, at least I don’t have to wake up anymore' is what I want my tombstone to say."

"I totally forgot I existed."

"Where do I sign up?"

"I’m bisexual and confused…not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on."

"I speak four languages. They’re called horny, sad, hungry, and annoying."

"Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?"

"No offense but if I die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes, I will literally haunt you all."

"Someone just gave me a free cake…should I be worried?"

"I hate it when you’re outside and the sun…"

"I regret being born…why did I do that?"

"Spooning is out, spatulating is the next big trend. Sidle up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed."

|| Yep this one is mine too. Bye.