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Robert Payes

@stiffshots

Pixels? Cheap. Bullets? Not. Salad? Yuck. Caffeine? HELLO! Cronenberg? Film school. Reznor? Music teacher. Cute pop singers? Muses. Cancan girls? Kryptonite.

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Share an album that defines you. Doesn’t have to be the best LP, just one that represents you…? Mine: "Tyranny and Mutation" - Blue Oyster Cult. It's loud, it's weird, it sounds like it was carved from a big block of aluminum, and it smacks SO hard.

Share an album that defines you. Doesn’t have to be the best LP, just one that represents you…?  Mine: "Tyranny and Mutation" - Blue Oyster Cult.

It's loud, it's weird, it sounds like it was carved from a big block of aluminum, and it smacks SO hard.
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ABIGAIL is now available on Premium VOD & Premium EST from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. We've got 2 PVOD Digital Codes to giveaway to two followers. RT this tweet to enter. US only. 18 & up. Good luck!

ABIGAIL is now available on Premium VOD & Premium EST from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. We've got 2 PVOD Digital Codes to giveaway to two followers.

RT this tweet to enter. US only. 18 & up. Good luck!
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Today I learned I am only ONE GODDAMN YEAR younger than an original MTV personality. I'm unsure of what to do with this realization...

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"I SAID, YOU HAVE A SANITARY NAPKIN STUCK TO YOUR EAR!!" "You'll have to speak up, I have a sanitary napkin stuck to my ear!"

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MAGA bullshit. Flat Earth idiocy. Political swamp gas. ...I give up. Here's a timeline palate cleanser: a baby bunny eating some fresh grapes. You're welcome.

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Share one of your ‘Secret Favorite’ films. Not a film everyone knows you love, but one you love that you rarely, if ever, show love for. Me: "88." Found in a South Jersey farmer's market. Katherine Isabelle and Christopher Lloyd AND Michael Ironside? Woot. Give it a try.

Share one of your ‘Secret Favorite’ films. Not a film everyone knows you love, but one you love that you rarely, if ever, show love for.   

Me:  "88." Found in a South Jersey farmer's market. Katherine Isabelle and Christopher Lloyd AND Michael  Ironside? Woot. Give it a try.
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I put my bath towels in the washing machine, and they came out all rough and scratchy. I now suffer from "irritable towel syndrome."

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Wonderful, lively, fun, beautiful and perky, beautiful costumes and dancers, lovely!!!! 👏👏👏 ❤️❤️❤️Jacques Offenbach - French Cancan GALOP INFERNAL (Can Can)