Men love having hobbies that make them mad lmao

the worst part about working from home is having to look at twitter

We had an impromptu IRL bracket today with our friend visiting from Central Oregon! I had a good mentality and had fun! Also made a losers run to second place! Shout out to sticks for going undefeated today! Looking real scary as in-person brackets return :o #ProjectPlus

in the regular world if you see someone ranting and raving and behaving generally in an erratic and hostile manner, the natural instinct is to avoid and give wide berth. on twitter the instinct is to quote tweet the person until they have a hit podcast and substack

me: [on fire] i shouldn’t have used all those plastic straws billionaires: [leaving on space yachts] you shouldn’t have used all those plastic straws

Just discovered a new tech I like to call "getting edge-guarded"

for the record i fuxking hate this vin diesel meme

years ago someone crit me 3 times in a row in pokemon and then said "fuck you" and i can't stop thinking about it

you know how sometimes you click into a tweet and the replies won’t load? i think all of twitter should be like that

after 3 years of playing melee i have finally decided to learn how to shffl. turns out i am impressively bad at this

nick krolls face activates my fight or flight response

im in the phase of getting my shit together where i'm adding a second ingredient to pasta

runnin on e

good morning or something