no porque son dos hombres

1 more thing about rubio: What's notable abt his rise isn't what he himself has done, but rather what he represents. After 4 years of Biden + 6 years of Trump, Americans are genuinely desperate for a normal non-senile conservative guy who doesn't constantly sperg out every week

A good metaphor for immigration

They're calling it "kiddie porn" again. WTF?

Shrinkflation is a thing. If your dealer shorted you on your dust, call us and we’ll talk to them. We're here for you, bestie.

Spencer Pratt is on a darkened bridge in Los Angeles. It's dark because criminals have STOLEN all the copper lights. And no one has ever gotten arrested for it. No one is even investigating. This wont be a thing when Spencer Pratt is Mayor.

Ron DeSantis. Number one state in America. Eight years. Marco Rubio. Bartender’s son from Cuba. Now running American foreign policy. JD Vance. Broken home. Marines. Yale. Now negotiating nuclear deals. All 3 are the standard.

You are twice as likely to die from a BBL than childbirth

Deer Super Court, Plez donut reverc the Virgna voters dession to redistrik the Stat. Thanx, Virgna Democrats

Sniffed birdshit and gave the world a new pandemic award

“Patient Zero” in the cruise ship hantavirus outbreak has been identified as ornithologist Leo Schilperoord, whose passion for birds led him to a landfill in Argentina to observe birds that may have cost him his life.

Real Ass Wigger Allah is a joker