Real men are oblivious to everything 😌

When you rhyme “mansion” with “Wisconsin” and get away with it:

Omg I’m at a wedding and they’re playing Travis Kelce’s girlfriend’s music, I’m so happy he put her on the map 😌

Go CINOs :)

When someone asks how you’ve been and you reply “livin the dream”

That’s my coach 🥲

brian daboll when he gets asked a hard question

Man down man down I’ve been hit

Sam would divorce me before we got out the car if I drove over that many rumble strips

I’m officially old. I hid one of Sam’s Christmas presents and now that it’s time to wrap gifts I have no idea where it is

I FOUND IT

Just 7 more months 🥲

As a seasoned altar boy I can confirm, Jesus was a foot guy

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I can’t wait for Sam’s teams to do better than mine, I definitely won’t be salty about it at all