Hoping I win $5,000 from T-Mobile today! #5Gsfor5G #contest

Oh look. Amy is dragging her ass again. This is my shocked face. #littlepeoplebigworld #LPBW

Amy has one emotion. Defensive. #LPBW

I’m so happy #TheAmazingRace starts again tonight!

Have we figured out where Christina went to last week for hours and hours? AND came home in different clothes? #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight

What did I just watch Bennett do?!? #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight

Wait, so Pedro has been here for YEARS and is only now learning how to drive?!? Come on TLC Network you’re not serious, right? #TheFamilyChantel

Chantel can really pull off that hooker look. #TheFamilyChantel

Cock blocked by an ankle bracelet. #loveafterlockup

I’m back out of jail! Sheesh! I actually got out last night but I was at work late, and now getting ready to go back 😩 But thanks everyone for raising bail money 🤣🤣🤣

Can we please have Hannah on #b90strikesback instead of Angela? Please? #90DayFiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

Anyone else waiting for Deavon to fall on her ass? Anyone? #90DayFiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

Alright. Roll call. Who’s watching what tonight? I have an asshole quota to keep up.

Curious, it Chantel the only person on #TheFamilyChantel that isn’t wearing braces?

Just what breed of pot was mother and father Chantel smoking while naming their kids?!? Winter. Royal. Bok Choy. Summer Solstice. Weird. #thefamilychantel

Honestly, I can’t believe Chantel isn’t making the new Asian girl do her nails. #thefamilychantel

I can’t wait for #HolidayBakingChampionship to start!

I feel like there’s at least a 75% chance of Asuelo walking out of #b90strikesback

Holy shit! If “Thick thighs save lives” then Jess is Jesus! #90dayfiance #b90strikesback

Why does Rivers chin look like a nut sack? #thefamilychantel