Labour promise 40,000 extra appointments in the NS. Staff will have to work extra overtime and weekends. Meanwhile Starmer will be taking the weekends off if he is Prime Minister! One rule for them and one for us eh? #parttimeprimeminister telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…

Boris Johnson telling it like it is! All of you Boris supporters out there have a listen! youtube.com/watch?v=1U3ieM…

Big News! Local man has been mauled at a Teddy Bear's Picnic. When asked about his condition his wife stated "He is improving but he is not out of the woods yet".

Check out this post on Nextdoor: nextdoor.co.uk/p/kbkQKbM3jF9r…

Absolutely correct. I thought the NHS was for all who need it without fear or favour. The medics that fast-tracked her based on her support for "their cause", should be punished!

A friend of mine said he was desperately in need of a job and did I have any suggestions. I told him to apply to the local Search and Rescue Team as they were always looking for somenone!

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was a Fanta Sea.

The invention of the shovel was ground breaking but the invention of the broom really swept the nation!

An Elvis impersonator has opened a slimming club. It is called Return to Slender!

I was standing on one leg in front of an ATM the other day. A policeman came and asked me what I was doing as I had been there for 10 minutes. I said "I am just checking my balance officer".

You are not going to have much to say then!

Happy Lincolnshire Day to one and all. I was going to fly my Lincolnshire Flag for the day outside my house but it is pointless due to the amount of rain falling and the very high wind. So here it is for you all to enjoy!

Honking it down here in Skegness. Been waiting for the rain to ease. My poor old dog is now standing with her legs crossed so it is out we go.

Went to the doctor last week with hearing problems. He said “can you describe the symptoms?” I said “Homer is the fat bloke and Marg has blue hair.”

Everyone was able to get the minutes applause shared round for me so let's get this one sorted to pay respect to another lincoln fan 💪 Tim Williams alan john long Andy Pearson Lincoln City FC 🇺🇦 @SLO_LCFC

Just this!

Mate of mine invited me round to view his meteorite collection. Have to say it was out of this world!

Question: What is the difference between the Labour government and the Boy Scouts? Answer: The Boy Scouts have adult leadership!

Completely bonkers!

I think I’m the only Member of Parliament with Mauritian heritage but my loyalties lie with the UK. The Chagos deal should be scrapped: it’s dangerous, unaffordable and humiliating for our country. A non-answer from the Defence Secretary today in the House of Commons. 👇