praise be

win a GOP nomination

What’s up by 4 non blondes is playing and I’m just sitting here chanting about bees in a trap

"I get a lot of cracks about my hair. Mostly from men who don't have any." —Ann Richards

Incoming ranch bangers and mash

Culture is set by the people, not the government.

So is this admitting the current secretary is doing a terrible job?

On this day six years ago I went to the office and got an email to work from home for 2 weeks. I retuned 2 years later and even today, it still feels different.

🚡🚡🚡

AEEEEERIAL TRAMWAYYY

We don’t deserve Conan 🤣🤣🤣

Conan O'Brien mocks Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos for not sending films to movie theaters: “Why are they all together enjoying themselves. They should be home alone where I can monetize it”

Got rid of app specific dark mode but added a flashy X animation when you open the app… go figure

It shouldn’t be that hard to do returns either…

WOW I MISS MY FRIENDS okbye

Is this the month I finally crack and go mirrorless?

RIP to my slush fund

I was on chat with a support agent who said an iPhone 17 wasn't compatible with an eSIM... maybe went a bit Karen on them (sorry Karen Verrill) and was like "Nope, it ONLY has an eSIM; find me someone who can go deeper." 🤣