Happy Friday Twitter!! Here's my latest gift to you. Do with it what you will.😃

Once again- I DON'T suggest everyone creating labels like these and surreptitiously pasting them onto Goya products in your local supermarkets. Also not suggesting it would be hilarious.

"Thoughts and prayers" to #MoscowMitch & #NRA (I pray they all get eaten by biting ants!) #BlueWave2020 medium.com/@steverouach/a…

I want to help you grow your accounts so you can take your message further. Please RETWEET so more people can see it. Do you want a shoutout?? Let me know in the comments. 🔸@BarbaraHartnes5 🔸@sandibaise1 🔸@GeigerNews 🔸J Caruso 🔸@SaucyHeathen Have a great day

Hi. Here's my latest article. Please enjoy & share, and oh- - Please VOTE this diseased, psychotic, profoundly corrupt monster out of office before he kills us all. medium.com/@steverouach/m…

ATTENTION MATT GAETZ! @RepMattGaetz DUDE! I just found out there's a tiny Antifa hiding in your PANTS! I don't know how they achieved this technology but he's an inch long & hiding in your underwear waiting to strike! Oh, wait, that's just your fully erect penis. Nevermind.

I just published The Floodgates of Matt ‘Flood’ Gaetz & How My Cup Runneth Over. (The FULL Saga of Matt Gaetz). link.medium.com/ilrtDWqWrfb

I just published The Dilemma of Gina Carano and Cara Dune. (A Helpful Guide On How to Get Erased From Promos) steverouach.medium.com/the-dilemma-of…

Hi, Twitter! Gina Carano Gina Carano 🕯 BLOCKED me! So please tweet my article to her, as it very patiently explains to her -how NOT to be an idiot.- Thanks, with love. -S #ginacarano steverouach.medium.com/the-dilemma-of…

Hi, AT&T! How's your stock price doing now? I only ask because I'm doing a study about - whether helping destroy democracy by sponsoring OANN and causing customers to leave in DROVES (LIKE I JUST DID) adversely affects a company's stock price. - Let me know. Thanks!

Lest anyone forget that Rudy Giuliani is a maniac, I'm here to help. You're welcome. :) steverouach.medium.com/history-in-the…

I just published "Ron DeSantis Reveals EXCITING Plans to Put U.S. Scientists in PRISON! — Isn’t That FUN!?!" link.medium.com/mxgAPX4dZlb

Hi, Twitter! Today is - NATIONAL MOCK MATT GAETZ DAY!!!! - (a VERY special day that only happens 365 days per year!) I'll start! #GaetzIsAsexPredator steverouach.medium.com/the-floodgates…

Hi, Twitter! For those of us who enjoy relentlessly mocking anatomically-incorrect douchenozzle Ron DeSantis, this article is dedicated to you with all my LOVE! #RonDeSantisMurdersFloridians @RonDeSantisFL link.medium.com/iOtpZggtbmb

We woke up today in a scary new world. Here's my report. #SupremeCourt #RoeVsWade #RoeVWade steverouach.medium.com/waving-goodbye…

I just published Waving Goodbye to Both Roe v. Wade and a Legitimate Supreme Court link.medium.com/pCwkmM4i9qb

I just published ‘OH…’ Says OAN Network as it Collapses into Ashes steverouach.medium.com/oh-says-oan-ne…

Hi! I just published "Who is Fighting for the Life of American Journalist Evan Gershkovich?" link.medium.com/EQA7J1FRCAb

Hi, Here's a link to my latest article. Please enjoy and share. - Thanks! steverouach.medium.com/who-is-fightin…

I wrote this a year ago, and American Journalist Evan Gershkovich is still imprisoned in Russia. Please share his plight - keeping his name out there is the only way we'll ever get him home. Stan Brooks Stephen King Paul Stanley Mark Hamill steverouach.medium.com/who-is-fightin…