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You know you’re old when you check your weather app more often then your social media apps.

Breaking: a strange whirling sound has been perplexing the people of Simi Valley CA. Upon investigation officials have determined it is the sound of Ronald Reagan spinning in his grave.

The Ukraine President is in full body armor on the streets of the capital. The former President is on video showing off his Kalashnikov. The mayor of Kyiv and his brother are vowing to fight to the end. Meanwhile our politicians get bent out of shape over a fucking mask. 

I think the truck or convoy got to DC, took one look at the traffic on the 495 then turned around.

Bold prediction: oil companies will report record profits for the first quarter of 2022.

By doing nothing you are saying to the next monster that violence is acceptable, that murder is the way to deal with grievance in America. By defending the gun before the child you become an accomplice to the carnage. No amount of soap will get that blood off your hands.

If a madman breaks into an IVF clinic and shoots up a freezer full of embryos, maybe then we’ll see Republicans act on gun control.

You know what is really pro-life? If we harvested everyone’s organs after they died. We could save thousands of lives. But we don’t because even after death you have a choice about what happens to your body. Crazy to think that a corpse has more rights than a living woman.

Go bills

Just realized I’ve been working out for 40 years, and I still look like the Pillsbury Doughboy. WTF!

I hate the

I am a HACKER and I have HACKED this man’s ACCOUNT

These PUNY bots think they can stop me! Well I am unstoppable!!!!! Yaaaaaah!!

Trump appoints new Secretary of Agriculture.

SHES COMING

You know how pop culture would have you believe it’s funny when kids mispronounce spaghetti? Well, when you grow up in an Italian house, you say that word correctly or you don’t eat.