"We in the Republican Party are the law and order team," the House speaker tells the convention nominating a convicted felon for president.

The greatest ending in the history of situational comedy. Thank you, Bob Newhart.

New Trump emoji. 🥱

Even "in conclusion" was a lie.

And supervised the lunchroom for 20 years. You do not leave that job with a full head of hair. Trust me.

Jessica Gavora on Vance is your must-read of the day. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

Nothing says "I have nothing to do with Project 2025" like having the power to fire the director of Project 2025.

If Trump is confused about whether Kamala Harris is Black, ask if his father would have rented to her.

Trump/Vance: HELL ON EARTH!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Growing up, I learned to be generous toward my neighbors, compromise without compromising my values, and to work for the common good. Kamala Harris and I both believe in that common good – in that fundamental promise of America. We’re ready to fight for it. And like she says:

Tim Walz was an REI hire.

It’s possible, Marcus Aurelius said, to not have an opinion. You don’t have to turn this into something, he reminds himself. You don’t have to let this upset you. You don’t have to think something about everything.

When we were kids we took a lead like Rickey, slid head first like Rose, looked to the heavens like Fernando, chewed a toothpick like UL Washington, played stickball like Mays & twisted around like Tiant. Been a tough year if you grew up in the 70s & 80s. RIP Rickey Henderson

Hozier in a fitting tribute to Shane MacGowan and the Pogues beautifully performed Fairytale of New York live on SNL

Old Hotliner, rocking away on front porch: You know what we called 32 hours? Monday.

Sinatra would've kicked your ass, you bald bitch.

Sinatra was a first-generation American.

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“When we were first invited to Milan for the Olympics, we said no. It felt like more than we could handle. But we kept thinking about what John and Matty would say if they knew we turned it down. We knew the answer.

John loved representing his country. From the time he was