Let me tell you the story of the pile of candy that always makes me cry. I'm not someone who understands modern art but this is a piece that always makes me cry. It's called untitled (portrait of Ross in LA) by Félix Gonzalo Torres. 1/ #WorldAIDSDay

My belly is happy and full.

A wonderful evening with the inimitable Ian McFarlane. Mexican food and a show on Broadway! Doesn’t get much better.

"Stop talking about all the illegal parties & focus on the *important* stuff." "OK. We've run out of lateral flow tests and the booster booking system is a skip fire."

Are any of my followers Nix/NixOS enthusiasts? I have so many questions…

Print this color page, give it to your kids, and tell 'em to deploy their full stack apps on Fly.io. #Marketing (Or – don't give it to your kids. @Annie55744704 sez coloring is self care)

americanair last night @ JFK after being passed between numerous employees, due to an issue with my luggage that nobody could answer, an American Airlines employee shrugged shoulders & laughed. I stranded & thr American Airlines employee shrugged & laughed.

🎉 I'm going to give one random person that retweets this $10,000. Because I’d rather spend my ad budget on you than BigTech 👩‍💻 I'm trying to promote my site Remote OK which helps you find a remote job so you don't need to go back to the office 💖 Thx! remoteok.com/?ref=twga2021

Just heard a radio DJ state that is was good news that all the people who called into his show with COVID were only reporting a mild illness.

If they served cheese & wine at COBRA meetings, maybe the Prime Minister would turn up.

If you think this sounds like you, and also want to work with some really clever folk, apply now! You would have to also work with me though. Take that as you will.

Downing street lit up in Ukrainian colours whilst suspending visa's for Ukrainian nationals. If you want a real example of "virtue signaling" that is it!

The Flash tv series is just one huge story about how you can’t solve family issues with time travel, no matter the number of attempts.

This super cool post talks about some of the what, whys, and hows of building apps with a11y in mind. Monki Gras 2019 was, ashamedly, where I first properly considered the state of a11y in tech. Shocking just how bad things are. Videos worth watching here redmonk.com/?series=monki-…

I would say "I have no words..." but I do have words. Just not polite ones.

I’ve noticed this a number of times recently. It’s gross.

what's the opposite of #hugops? here's a company offering bad karma as a service