Listening to Peter Crouch podcast by pool in California. Ready for work tomorrow. Not a bad gig...

The thoughts of interim Head Coach @RadioBurley following tonight’s defeat #SRFC #TheFaders

Looking for a guest announcer to announce some winners on a teams call at 4:30! Does any celeb fancy helping me out. Peter Crouch Sol Campbell Randy Orton Michy Batshuayi Ricky Gervais Jake Humphrey antanddec Paddy Power Noel Clarke Any of you chaps up for it??

Surely you’ve gotta go one step further tonight ! #TeamJoe @twitasaurusBex #lightning

It’s the interview everyone’s talking about.... #HarryIsAFader #SRFC #Faders

Happy Friday Spurs fans

This worked incredibly well until @richdavis_ clocked it... * *contains language not suitable for working at home Sporting Rajar FC

I smell Goals

🚨 MATCHDAY 🚨 It’s the second biggest game this week as we take on league leaders Towing FC after last Monday’s iconic last gasp win. Can we do it again? Join us on the feed from 6.30pm for live updates! #SRFC #Faders

🚨 TEAM NEWS in association with 31K - the Home of Pints 🚨 The Head Coach returns to action after a lengthy absence!! Alex Noble George Harbey Charlie Burley Chambers Chris Coles Steve Norris Deke Hardman Let’s do this #Faders #SRFC

🚨 TEAM NEWS in association with 31K - the Home of Pints 🚨 Here’s how your newly promoted Faders side line up this evening against Beeston Zhirkovs. What do you make of the team? #SRFC #Faders

Heading to Manchester Airport. Anyone tell me how security cues are looking? #manchesterairport

How’s the security queues at Manchester Airport T1 looking? #manchesterairport #manchester

After an investigation by Powerleague and a further internal panel, Charlie Burley has been fined £50 and ordered to return to training immediately following his recent strike. He will be available for selection on Monday. #SRFC #Faders

Who brings a bottle of mayo to a gig #crouchfest

Watching the women’s opener and The ref just announced a penalty over the speakers and I’m a massive fan of it. Mike Dean might come out of retirement for this.. Peter Crouch Chris Stark

On the way to That Peter Crouch Podcast #crouchfest 2nd appearance in 3 years. Can’t wait to see what you got boys! I still need to speak to the Notorious Steve Sidwell about a cardigan and a baby sitter… true story. Peter Crouch Chris Stark #PuddingsIsMassive

Off to see Matt Rife tonight in Birmingham! Can. Not. Wait. Ricky Gervais has tweeted me back twice. I’m not calling you out Matt but do what’s best. I’ll bring the 🪴 I’ve got you