Anytime i see a beautiful woman i get the primal urge to do 20 push ups (minimum) and get my money up

This why i cant do that relationship shi always be asking for the most

Fuck my retarded portuguese life

Steves stats Beers tonight: 17 Girls spoken to: 1 (my buddys girlfriend) Dads arm wrestled: 3

Being alone rocks i just listened to last nite 6 times in a row

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Gna go do push ups til i throw up👍

if i saw beabadoobee in a place i would act like normal and not interested in her and she would be intrigued by this and like who is that guy. fallling right into my trap

I hate when white people say bodega