No scissoring... 🤣🤣🤣. #catchphrase Zoe Williams

Da fuck has happened to the world? #brits

#BRITs    has always been embarrassing but wow - this is feckin awful

Thanks protecting my sensitive ears from the word cocaine... at 10 pm. I would have hated to hear that. #BRITs

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia are shit at this.

15yo son has paid me £20 to watch boxing. He's now asleep. This whole programme is embarrassing. It brings shame on what used to be a noble sport. All the Arabs, dripping in money, and the idiots that are going along with it are painful to watch. #boxing

This is brilliant bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…

Might be useful to someone

I don't know enough about #UBI to fully understand the long-term economic impact. I would, however, very much like to know how one makes oneself available for trials in areas such as, say, (thinking out loud here) my road 🤔😁

Serious question... how do I fuck this #jointheconversation notification off?

Tim Stanley Now imagine all of the people of our country are your friend, and then apply all of the Conservative Party policies you’ve endorsed to them. Then respond the same way you have to your friend being impacted, to everyone in society being impacted. And if your friend hadn’t been

Dr Nathan Filer Amol Rajan Shameless:

In case you've hit your head, here's a reminder on how to make a proper cup of tea. Hope this helps! ☕️

My wife texting me because I didn't look at my whatsApp... #marriedlife

I don't think I've ever seen such a good vox pop. This lady is superb. Brava

This is quite possibly the best thing I've heard all year. My son's song was removed from #Spotify a while ago for suspicious over-streaming from one IP address. Turns out his grandmother plays it on repeat when she's playing spider solitaire.