Just heard the postman get up 8 miles away. We move up to DEFCON5 on incoming letterbox attack in T-3 hours 🐾👀☘️

Waiting for Santa Paws 🐾 on the telly box thing

Hooman thinks he tricked me with pack of treats story for #hoddytourtoindia Hoddesdon Cricket Club when truth is Spike knows where treat cupboard is and has been skimming for months 🐾🤐

Double treats for this one please Dave Røberts UNOFFICIAL ACCOUNT 🐾

So it's rain - but it's cold. Cold rain? Spike not like rain but do like cold rain 🐾❄️

More treats please hooman.

Hooman. Turn the garden down. Spike too hot.

I'm being perfectly well looked after thanks Brenda - please don't assume the worst in everything you see on social media

Din dins bowl outside so officially havin' a picnic 🐾

You going to finish all of that toast? Need a paw?

Maybit wet but tricked hooman into throwing treats into gardun spinkla. Spike 3 Dave 0 🐾

Weekend. No postman to bark at for 2 days 🐾

🐾🥽Wanna come do paddlin with Spike?

Waiting for rain

Waitin for hoomans to come to Spike Pool Party 🐾

We need to talk about these sossidges hooman 🐾

Hooman sister got degree thing so sellybration 🐾

Spike and Hoodad on maneuveres in garden. Spike loves adventures.

Spike stoppin hoomans gettin on new London Transport Museum Shop sofa so they learn 🐾

Merry Christmas chums 🐾