I'm already regretting this

Introduce me to your dad. I'm in this for insurance, not love.

Is this who I've become?

I've only eaten ice cream today. It's #hotfartsummer baby

My mom sent this photo to Lenny Kravitz with an invitation to dinner in 1997 & WE'RE STILL WAITING!

How do you find someone trustworthy to wax your asshole?

Walked through a spiderweb tonight and honestly, it's just nice to be touched.

I'm really bad at this.

Told you I was bad at this.

Found a lump in my smaller breast. Leave it to a short bitch to cause a ruckus.

I am so excited to meet your parent and make them my bride.

We, the workers, want to change Cards Against Humanity for the better. That’s why we’ve joined Workers United - CMRJB. Today we sent this letter to the owners of Cards Against Humanity demanding voluntary recognition of our union. We’re optimistic they’ll do the right thing. #1u