First quarter touchdown...just not to ceedee. Boo!

So close. Yet so far. Imagine 42 points on only 18 completions.

No Russian sex bot I will not click on your link. Fool me 17 times shame on me?

Quick update. I clicked on the link because I wanted to see boobs. I now have multiple viruses on my phone for sure.

The room doesn't normal spin this fast

I'm not even sure at this point if it's real or just my imagination filling in the lost memories

After work drinks at 339.....I mean I guess that's how we start the weekend.

Ths k you Uber for driving me home so I didn't have to take the ttc in the rain. with the stink of wet people.

🥃🥃🥃

When the only person you want to talk to is the person you need to talk about.

This place actually exists. Imagine trying to order something and filling that out on the form?

Trying to get Coldplay tickets for my sister and niece. $1330 after everything for two tickets at an open air stadium. Eat a large 🍆. Who the fuck can afford that?

No leafs tonight? Wtf drinking without an excuse it is.

My Sportsnet app isn't working.... 😭

Have you ever tried sleeping in the back of your car? I have so much more respect for girls who let us fold them into pretzels when we give it to them in the backseat because man did that suck.

Turned the game on and saw this...shit my pants.

Big PP time coming up. If they score I'll post feet pics. #LeafsForever

Sleep has decided to roleplay as my next girlfriend and not make an appearance.

The overreaction to Matthews being day to day is wild. I support load management even when they aren't hurt. #leafsforever

There is one specific person I miss talking to on here. Chaotic, but at least it was interesting.