steph is the best workout better buddy ever

lord pls take away all my suffering and give it to my bestfriend’s ex

Didn't even think about all the rogue dildos that tornado whipped around

what if we were two pill bugs sharing a romantic candle lit dinner

im gonna frow up

need me a beach day

It’s me and steph dry scooping our pre rn like we don’t gotta be functioning human beings in a few hours

no ur mans did not block u, imessage is down

working in customer service tests my patience every day

May I interest you in a chilled glacier freeze on the rocks?

5 years…

A weighted ball almost ended up through a window cause me and steph last night 😭

not the uber eats lady stealing my food. BYE.

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