this is still abuse btw

Jail for the jockie, I want to cry. That poor creature oh my god

I love a good “BREAKING: Massive warehouse fire” tweet.

Thank God for computers because I swear to god that rough draft would've been the final And, tbh, probably still was too much of the time for the technology I had access to

Oh no, 61 dumbass kids say something stupid. I could take them all in a fight.

Yall remember that McDonald’s hot coffee case a few years back? Where a woman sued the restaurant because her coffee was too hot; she won a couple million bucks; and everyone said the result was an indictment of the American legal system, because people shouldn’t be so litigious.

The beautiful paradox of growing up. You work so hard to become an adult just to realize the child was the destination all along.

“I had the rare vantage point of seeing, in real time, how institutions protect men accused of abuse.” - amber heard in the very op-ed that he sued her for

and if i said the demonization of zoos/aquariums is a distraction so people care less about conservation/the environment, and so people can put their anger and resources against “easy targets” instead of the actual corporations killing our planet…

always remember that men's baldness is studied more than endometriosis and PCOS

Y'all wanted an explanation for the bear answer... here it is.

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

I refuse to believe this. I have readers that understand subtly. They aren't so online so they're hard to find but I believe there are still literate people out there and they want to be fed

defending midoriya izuku online isn’t enough i need a gun

The problem here is that there is empirical data to support both: “The President is so loathsome that he would stage multiple assassination attempts to boost his popularity” AND “The President is so loathsome that multiple people would genuinely attempt to murder him”

Ofc it does, that doesnt mean it doesnt do a better job of promoting a more heroic story than any western comic has in the last fifty years.