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Baby during the day: Yeah I'll sleep wherever. Cot. Bouncer. Stroller. Dealer's choice I'm not picky. Baby at night: I swear Mom if you even *think* about putting me down for 1 second I will scream so loud the neighbors call the cops. It's hold me or jail, lady. Hold me or jail!