oh noooooo a child is born to homeowners with health insurance

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

Immensely proud of her for exploring so many different avenues. These are the type of experiences that strengthen an artist’s music in the long run.

Cave of the Storm Nymphs (1903) by Sir Edward John Poynter (English, 1836 – 1919)

fertility propaganda doesn’t work on me my mother had me at 36 and I have a little sister too

President Baby has no attention span and can't hear bad news so the only briefing his handlers give him is a daily 2 minute snuff film. Absolutely perfect storyline no notes.

cereal 🥣

"My friend thinks you're cute!"

I get so overwhelmed when I look at people I love sleeping. Where are you going that I can't follow you

my mouth full of Ash

this is killing me 😭😭

"you think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read." - james baldwin.

don’t look over my shoulder in public at 7am unless you wanna see some sext messages. real ones get started early

in the entire history of the olympics (more than 10,000 athletes each summer games and 3,000 each winter) since 1896, this would have applied to one (1) woman who did not place in anything

reminds me of this tweet lol

one of the craziest parts of love is how it turns ordinary things sacred. a side of the bed. a street corner. a stupid coffee shop. suddenly everything is haunted by tenderness

John Adams: They made... A Stage Production about the Beast Hamilton that earn'd more Praise than Mine? Me: Yeah, but you got a miniseries with Paul Giamatti. John Adams: Who is Paul Giamatti? Me: Oh, he was The Rhino in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. John Adams: Hmm, yes, very Good.

As a longtime dog person who now owns a cat, it’s super weird to have a pet that you sometimes just have absolutely no idea where they are. I don’t know if cat people understand how much of an emergency “I can’t find my dog” is