google.com/amp/s/www.thri… i can’t handle this 😂😂😂😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️

Swipe to text is bringing me into the next generation. #efficient

Yes that was my first tweet in 3 years. And no i don’t regret it. 😂

Looking back on old tweets feels like I’m flipping through a diary. 😂

Twitter should have a private option that allows me to tweet where only i can see it. Then it would actually be a diary… and maybe i would be less cryptic.

Sometimes I find peace of mind in a bottle of wine. -Billy Currington

Lolol my dog is my soul mate.

So tired. Can’t even sleep.

Just ate 7 snickers minis and I’ve never felt so alive.

I love College Football fans. "My team lost today but if they played in a different conference they'd probably never ever lose a football game"

If peanut butter filled pretzels don’t have you dry mouthed and dying of thirst, you can’t be trusted.

Also if you can sleep with socks on, you can’t be trusted.

To everyone who I️ texted between the hours of 10pm and 6am.... My bad.

Everyone’s worried about trying to please everybody, but I’m just trying to please anybody.

Trust no one.

Forever interested in the guys that give off the “impress me” vibes, but show no signs of being impressed... #HopelessRomance

Looking for a man who looks at me the way my dog looks at me. Cause that’s genuine love.

I used to be a firm believer in the “everything happens for a reason” thing. But now i genuinely don’t think there’s a reason for a single thing that happens to us.

I’ve always had my Twitter on private. So I’ve never felt the joy of getting a retweet notification. That ends tonight.

Zillow commercial has me nearly in tears 😢