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Is just me or is this A Boy Named Sue only Ritz It?

He inspired the best line in #DieHard so…

btw inside is really great. it's one of those things where somebody makes something that portrays how you've been feeling but didn't know how to express it. also I'm in awe of anyone who could muster so much creativity over the past year.

Make. This. Movie. #WritingChat

I want to see #AQuietPlace2 at the cinema. However, such is cinema seating, I have to stretch my left leg to click my knee every 30 mins or so. My dilemma is this: In taught silence will this terrify anyone with a heart condition?

#MyFirstJob was at a video rental shop. Accused of stealing Double Impact and the cost of the video was to be taken out of my wages. Double Impact. I quit, not because of the money or false accusation, but because they thought I would steal Double fucking Impact.

Overheard at the train station: Angry Girl shouting down phone. “Stop being a flannel and grow some bollocks.”

Given Mangold fused Shane into the DNA of Logan, I’d love to see Indiana Jones go out on one last ride, ala the Kirk Douglas classic Lonely Are The Brave. If not in this movie, maybe the next. #IndianaJones

Knickerbocker Glory is Daniel Day Lewis AS Craig Revel Horwood as Knickbocker Glory. #TheMaskedDancer

I definitely did too much acid at uni to be the person doing the social for #TheMaskedDancer.

If you liked the heart warming adventure of E.T., you'll love the depressing time dilation horror film that is Flight of the Navigator

Watching Bo Burnham’s #Inside is so brilliant I’m already dreading the lesser imitations.

Them: Ransomware is the biggest threat to all companies! Me: Okay. Them: The government should step in! Me: You mean like subsidizing security services or...? Them: No, we need a national firewall! Me: Wait... Them: And national content management! Me: ಠ_ಠ

There is an episode of #MythicQuest dropping tomorrow which is, no joke, one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Looking into my account. Turns out it was active in both Romania & Bulgaria 1 hr ago. Wasn't VPN so... ?