Notable tweets following Biden's swearing in: The New York Times : Biden Sworn in as the 46th President. The Wall Street Journal : Joe Biden is now the nation’s 46th president. Manhattan Bird Alert : RED-THROATED LOON swimming the Harlem River at East 106th Street now.

Sirs, I read of your quarantine activities in McSweeney's. Hope things pick up soon. Sherlock Holmes John H. Watson mcsweeneys.net/articles/sherl…

Some IMPORTANT history for everyone running the New York Road Runners Virtual Turkey Trot! McSweeney's mcsweeneys.net/articles/plymo…

Do you really need a toilet? Example 1,000,000,1 of how NYC is such a user friendly city. nytimes.com/2022/01/27/rea… Stephen Ruddy

That's a tough decision Read what Stephen Ruddy did.. Do I Really Need a Toilet?. buff.ly/3G95mAU

I wrote this hard-hitting exposé for The Baltimore Sun today, baseball's opening day...

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"We cannot stress enough the danger of a hundred unsupervised boys and girls cavorting in a floorless cloud structure." mcsweeneys.net/articles/coset…

"This HOA believes in gravity." mcsweeneys.net/articles/coset…

"You can hardly claim ignorance of zoning ordinances: your adoptive father was mayor of his town—a strange career choice for a man in hiding, if we’re being honest." mcsweeneys.net/articles/coset…

For fans of both Rilke's Letters to a Young Poet and Young MC; that is, almost everyone. (This is a huge demographic.) It's at the wonderful McSweeney's today. (New research for Rachel Corbett ?) mcsweeneys.net/articles/raine…

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BREAKING GRAVID NEWS! Gravid Water is back! At the Kennedy Center! Our Gravid superstars are joining DC theater royalty for 8 shows from June 27-July 2. They said the pandemic would keep Gravid Water down. And they were right...UNTIL NOW! kennedy-center.org/whats-on/explo…

If you’re in DC next week and not under federal indictment…

DC theater royalty is joining our Gravid cast (John Lutz! Jason Mantzoukas! Tami Sagher! Becky Drysdale! Brian Stack!) at the Kennedy Center, and you're invited! The Kennedy Center kennedy-center.org/whats-on/explo…

The biggest Washington Post story since Watergate!

A new season of #houseofthedragon was born! McSweeney's catches you up on Season 1 in one scene... House of the Dragon Mallory Rubin Joanna Robinson Chris Ryan mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-rec…

An eagle-eyed take on the election for the birders from McSweeney's ! Bird Watching Manhattan Bird Alert Amy Tan Cornell Lab The Urban Birder - OFFICIAL mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-f…