When 2 groups of penguins meet on the road, they stop for a short exchange of information. When one of them moves in with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back🙂🐧🐧🐧

The Dow                     Leaves                     🤝                   Falling

My Netflix account has had the same four people on it for over 12 years. I paid for my whole fam to have Netflix before I could vote. If they start charging for that, I will shut the whole operation down lol. Wild to me that their business model changed to “piss off everyone.”

People are like "ugh I'm leaving Twitter" but I just saw a viral thread where someone argued it's classist to know how to boil an egg. You can't put a price on this, you'll have to drag me out

I’ve heard anti semitic more times this week than I’ve heard in my life

he's so embarrassed :(

the theme of 2022 so far is that billionaries are just idiots who got lucky

What a game!

Lions and Tigers and Bears..

Me in self checkout camera at Target

Prayers up for Damar Hamlin 🙏🙏

Thinking about the mother who came to the stadium to watch her son play. Not many words I can even say, other than I hope he is okay.

The algorithm on this website is absolutely fucked now. You like one random tweet and that topic is all you see when you log back in.

Someone keep those poor tablets away from Brady

“R u okay” bro the sky been grey for 3 weeks

they should invent a suffering that ends

Dragon Ball Z fans hearing about Budokai Tenkaichi 4