sorry i asked

Scooby dooby doo Where are you And I’m so sorry I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight

Favourite part of tonight was @Vennart responding to "shagger" from the crowd 😂 Biffy Clyro Ben Johnston

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Glenfarclas Whisky 50 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Tweeting this for the 3rd time in less than a year, worlds gone insane. #manchester

A white person shared this true tea on Facebook. So I'm sharing it here.

What would it take to get David Harbour to be the Officiant at my wedding in September?!

[doctor looking at my xrays] doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of me: what doctor: skeletons

Hear about the Scottish lassie who got plastic surgery on one side of her face? For her cheek it was 900 pounds x

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