They would’ve had to put 2 on me.

No better sound than my husband’s work boots on the hard wood letting me know he’s home at night 💕

My best friend is the mayor of trinket town

Women my age really post everything online. Relationship drama, weight fluctuation, finances, woo. Is nothing personal anymore?

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

Without my friends I simply wouldn’t exist

Guys I’m at the gender reveal what gender is green

JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio. Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court. Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation,

The world is just ozempic and AI

I understand why animals bite people.

There is something so comforting about being on the phone with my mom and the same storm that passes through my area meets her 30 minutes later while we talk.

I fucking LOVE my friends 🥹

Friendly reminder: please be conscious of the temperature and your dogs. Heat stroke is already happening.

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

head a purrfect circle

Take it from me, I’m a Doctor. Doctor Dingus.