you basically need to be unemployed rn to keep up

soon enough the whole world will be in subscription prison

Second coffee got me feeling some type of way

Looking for a videographer in LA for next week, lmk

It’s insane to me that most New Yorkers (true New Yorkers) will never own a home

Frontier airlines wins for the most upsells asked before checkout

who has time to read books anymore. i’m genuinely asking for tips

everything is agent

They really should just put the entire bag of goldfish as one serving because I will be eating the entire bag in one sitting

imagine trying to launch a new product in crypto right now

you don’t need an economics degree to know that gas prices are fucked

it’s time for tiger to hang up the keys

I could make these perfect Ducati ad

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everything is cherry

looking for an unpaid intern to do my things and also just be my friend, but not that good of a friend because i want them to get my things done in a timely manner and goodly.

I actually couldn’t imagine much worse than being at Coachella right now

Just shook my local weatherman’s hand. Startstuck

I have found myself to the auction academy side of Instagram and i think I’ve found my calling