my mom: so do you have a crush on any boys at school? me in high school:

Hey Apple: no more eps of your hit show about workers using collective action to fight back against an exploitative tech company until you give your real-life workers a fair deal. THANK YOU to the Teamsters and IATSE crew who honored our picket line! deadline.com/2023/05/writer…

The fact that the companies won’t agree to this, or even discuss where they might disagree, should terrify writers.

This is one of the stupidest branding decisions in the history of entertainment. Made by a guy who earned about $250,000,000 over the last couple of years. Who doesn’t want to pay the writers who make his obscene wealth possible.

when i find out there’s a cat at the party but they’re locked in the bedroom

them: ok well how many tweets do you want to see a day lol me:

their job is beach

Just a reminder, this is the TOTAL cost of what the WGA is asking:

This is, unequivocally, the funniest thing he has ever said.

Today on GCF, Stephanie Ritter (stephanie) joins Kevin and Caroline to talk about the '90s family drama joint, 7th Heaven!

U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that

Why isn’t every single parent I know screaming at the tops of their lungs for this to end!!!!!!!! These children are begging us for their lives IN ENGLISH so that WE can hear them and WE can understand. Everybody should be screaming for this to stop!

O Captain. My Captain.

the lambs:

and to think it was the audience’s first time seeing a real woman in at least 6 months

Today on GCF, Stephanie Ritter (stephanie) joins Kevin and Caroline to talk about the Dennis Quaid faith-based flight disaster film On a Wing and a Prayer! 🛬 Listen on Patreon: patreon.com/posts/109606208

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

[Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!