Faith Hill Drying lettuce getting kissed In a salad spinner 🤝 centrifugal motion

really missing the fro yo boom of the early 2010s. I am tired of coffee meetings and happy hours. let me put a cup of gummy bears on top of my fake ice cream while we catch up.

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this is truly the sweetest thing

I would've wanted this in lieu of a Fisher Price kitchen center, to be fair

This entire thread 😅😅😅😅😅

Palaeontologist.

This is why, it is so important, that Maryland builds more housing so that LGBT+ refugees from across the country, regardless of income, can come to Maryland and be themselves! 🏬🏘️🏳️‍🌈

"I don’t love watching shows when they’re at the height of their popularity, because when there’s a ton of chatter, I have a hard time figuring out what my actual, original thoughts are (and if I have any!)," Maya Chung says. Read Maya's culture picks: theatlantic.com/newsletters/ar…

hearing my coworkers say "did you hear about that submarine" from across the room

Will be thinking for a long time about this Davey Alba story on the contractors training Google's Bard chatbot. “It’s worth remembering that these systems are not the work of magicians — they are the work of thousands of people and their low-paid labor.” bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Dr Munir Albursh, on the phone with Aljazeera from inside Shifa Hospital: "If we live then hopefully it will be a life of dignity, and we'll be in touch again. And if we die, may God accept us as martyrs and hopefully we'll meet in heaven."

stepmom made salmon for xmas dinner, and when my dad and uncle complained about the lack of "actual meat" she said "i'm pescatarian". and when they said "we're not" she said "you know what else you're not? cooking"

Guys, I had to book a flight for my grandma, and according to her passport, she's born in February, not July, as we have always celebrated. Asked, she said: “Well, you can't celebrate garden parties in February.” O_o

Have you considered investigative journalism

me on my little laptop uploading my little cat memes

I am WFC today. Working from cave

Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god.