This article is so Hannah Horvath coded

This goes hard on a Costco croissant in a church fellowship hall.

Who Weekly talking about sports will never not be funny

These are the pop tarts my parents would buy

The fear of cringe is keeping people from living. To be human is to be embarrassing. You can use your thinking brain and be earnest at the same time I promise.

I like disk 1 but I also love me a bird love song

That was fast

One minute you’re in the back of your parents’ car hearing No No No on the radio for the first time, and the next thing you know they’re calling you hag hive.

I may rewatch OJ: Made in America. There are two things I was too little to understand at the time that it really highlighted. One was his level of fame (he was like The Rock of his time) and also his preoccupation with whiteness and white acceptance.

why are so many of you so funny

O.J. Simpson has died of cancer at 76
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Shonda Rhimes you will always be famous!!!!

I don’t understand the responses she gets for the way she takes care of her dog. A) she’s married to a woman. B) it’s not like when you’re in a relationship you’re brushing your partner’s teeth and moisturizing his face for him and bathing him. Dogs do not have hands.

Rejoicing that your online astrology opp is deceased is next level strange 🥴

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — At least two people have been shot at an Eid event in Philadelphia, law enforcement official tells AP.

OKAY I SAW THEM OUTSIDE WHAT IS GOING ON

After two you're outnumbered. They could stage a coup.

Chile let me go make this smoothie