Michelle Obama had the time today.

The corner of 3rd & Eastern is on the only undefeated team in Kentucky this year

I read this as “sautéing in some garlic and olive oil” and i never hit retweet so fast before I realized that is actually not what it said.

The mask goes over your nose.

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I’m elated to tell you that my 9th studio album, and folklore’s sister record, will be out tonight at midnight eastern. It’s called evermore. 📷: Beth Garrabrant

i miss my purple hair

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

U ever have second hand embarrassment over a country ?

i just think that weeping willows

If $15/hr min wage bothers you because it's more/ the same or "too close to" what you're making, direct that anger to your bosses who are underpaying you, not to other people who are also underpaid.

jennifer lopez in me in her fifties my twenties

I just wanna make a grown man cry

People who cook fish in the work microwave should be fired just for that