there are sentences being said that have never been said before

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

If that brave corgi story is AI I'm going to burn everything down.

on my way to do exactly what I want after asking 10 people for their opinion.

a lot of adults don't better themselves??? and have no intention of growth or healing??? they’re just living their lives with horrible communication skills, lack of emotional intelligence, selfishness, and hurt feelings FOREVER?????

Didn’t anyone tell them about windmill cancer??

In my LIFETIME, I have NEVER heard ANYONE admit anything even CLOSE to this out loud. Oh. my. God.

Why does Karoline Leavitt start every answer with “the president has been quite clear”? No, he has not. He’s fucking insane.

Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop

“easter MASS” and “WASPy” in the same sentence 😭😭😭😭

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

i wish humanity did stuff like this all the time instead of like infinite murder

trying to convince a company to hire you

A reading from the Book of Tarantino