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My urine samples 2020 - Present

What restaurant is this

Roman àhh clef

If you invite me over I WILL ask to use your bathroom and I WILL find your retainer and I WILL sniff the shit out that thing I love doing it I can’t help it 🔥🔥🔥

When chipotle gonna get Raisins??

Reminder YOU DO NOT HAVE AN ASTROLOGY SIGN IF YOU WERE BORN VIA C- SECTION!!!

Got the gene that makes asparagus pee taste like toothpaste 😢

which white noise machine should I get for my factory farm. I have 400000 thousand chickens

Jeffrey Putin

Thanksgiving Elf

My new uncle’s name is Joey Bacteria :(

Which cemetery can u smell the bodies at?

when u realize that Seth Rogan was once just a 8 year old... 🤯🤯🤯

Pedro Pascal has a million dollars

My bad 😳 just ate a Million peanuts 😂

Squid Game for dogs

Wet Shirt Contest by wet I mean Blue Gatorade and by shirt I mean my mouth

I’m more handsome than Paul Newman