I can eat and be eaten at the same time.

I highly doubt that, baby.

The way he looks so s m u g.

Derek Hale and smug look almost go hand in hand.

Sometimes I wonder why I like you as much as I do. And then I remember why.

You’re a very tame word.

I don’t even know what kinda comeback that was. I got distracted by his jawline.

Stop leaning on the counter like that.

You’re getting grease on my clean countertop.

Do you—need help washing your back?

Listen—-I’m a terribly selfish person. And I needed a little getaway.

That was sarcasm, love.

I might just stand here and watch you walk away for a few seconds first.

You have to carry me home bad?

I find that statement offensive, babe.

He doesn’t carry me home every other night.

Yeah, you are usually a Debbie Downer. [An innocent smile tugs at her lips.]

It was your abs that did it. [She chuckled whilst slipping her arms over his shoulders.] Nothing, really. Just in one of those moods.