Our house would run out of oil on one of the coldest days of the year

Today Alex Tonkonogy Christopher Roberts and I watched the entire new season of house of cards and I cant think of a more productive way to spend a Friday

And for the third year in a row my March Madness championship pick losses in the first round. #cursed

One of the funnier things about spring break is definitely all the creative ways people try and hide/ show off their bodies on Instagram

Day one of 'wet season' It's not even midnight and Dev has told me 15 times that WE ARE GETTING PIZZA

Everyone needs to think of the best person they know over the of age 35 (who was born in America) and convince them to run for president.

I know I've hit a new level of boredom when I start scrolling through my venmo feed

@joseole120 Total Dad Move Hahaha this is great I wish I'd thought of this myself

The best thing about getting my diploma in the mail is now QU has no way to make me pay all the BS parking tickets I accumulated

The Bachelorette is the last show I'd ever want to watch but I gotta admit the live tweets keep me pretty entertained

Just went to Home Depot to grab some supplies to fix my golf bag and I've never felt more like a dad in my life

Is there a way to go back and fail a college class I took a while ago so that I have to go back to QU for one more year? Asking for a friend

In the past two weeks Devin has changed from not really wanting a dog to drunkenly crying about how badly she needs a puppy in her life

Just saw a guy going for a run on the Mass Pike and I've never been more confused

Happy birthday to this birthday princess. Hope you find and even more stylish sash to wear this year 😉

Just got a call from a random number saying they found my dog (I don't own a dog) But I really wish I'd said okay and gotten the new dog

Are frocket snacks acceptable after college? Asking for a friend

Golfing on Thanksgiving seemed like a weird concept until I learned the course was called Bacon Park Course and now it just seems right

For anyone who didn't watch the first season of Westworld: Go watch it, it's a masterpiece

Very excited to be starting my career with Deloitte today