8.5 hrs journey today on uk motorway..should have been 5.5! I'd rather pay toll charges and get there in time

Often dogs show more sense than dog owners

Find out more about our very special Cornish Pilsner in the newest Sharp's Tasting Session video bit.ly/Vn0B0L

I shall be doing beer master classes at Bolosver Food & Drink Fest 26, 27 July. Discover Bolsover

I've nearly bought a whole cured ham leg but I've managed to talk myself out of it. I was hungry!

Spent the day at Botton making & choosing Dale End Cheddar .... it never fails to amaze me, the most amazing place.

Still smiling despite defeat on penalties at local brewery charity football match

@GianniRidi nulla ritardo assicurato per Mr Burns parlo per esperienza

Forget the motorway. Secondary roads have better views and less traffic. Chances are you get home in time and less stressed

Dogs names. I like Pedro as in Ximenez and Fino

Farewell Cornwall

Give me something with bacon in

@RecentlyDrunk The Brewserker yes still brewing White Shield in Burton Brewery

Coach & Horses now serving Duvel Moortgat Br 6 Blond. See full list on Perfect Pint #perfectpint perfectpint.co.uk/best-real-ale-…

An alien

Guinness launch 2 Porters, Dublin & West Indies, based on 18th & 19th century recipes. £1.50 special offer in Morrisons. Guinness Ireland

Beer Birthday: Lorenzo Dabove (bit.ly/1pf5Arp)

@RecentlyDrunk pale, crystal, invert sugar, fuggles+challenger kettle, northdown/n.brewer late, attenuative ale yeast, forty units bitt.ss

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